The Daily Special phoned me to talk about the most recent dish. Giving gossip telephonically from my chaise lounge with a Bloody Mary in hand is the only way to go!
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Ashlee Simpson Milking This Baby Thing For All It's Worth
If you can't sell a record, sell a baby. Or the rumor of one. Here's Ashlee Simpson in NYC, enjoying every minute of the is she/isn't she pregnancy question. Hence the cloak of secrecy. The newly engaged to Pete Wentz singer made an appearance on MTV's TRL and decided to act all insulted when the question of her possible pregnancy came up. She deemed it "inappropriate."
Pete and Ashlee made this video back in February. In it they joke about pregnancy, and Ashlee is shot with a fake baby belly. Foreshadowing! In other awesome news, Ashlee's sister Jessica is reportedly bullshit that Ashlee might be shooting out a kid first.
"Jessica never imagined that her tom-boy younger sister would have a baby first," a source explains. "It would be very hard for her not to be jealous."
Damn right. Jessica hates being overshadowed. She's going to start trolling the playgrounds looking for a baby to steal because you know Tony Romo is not going to give her that sort of gift. He's a dumb jock, but he's not that dumb to buy into that family via his semen.
8 more photos of Ashlee Simpson in NYC
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Scientology Lost A Cult Member
Watch out, Xenu! One of your former followers has a complaint to lodge! This is Jason Beghe. He's a vaguely familiar actor who was in G.I. Jane, and various TV shows like Melrose Place, Numb3rs, and C.S.I. He was deeply involved in Scientology, but has escaped the clutches of Tom Cruise and Co. And bitch is mad!
Beghe made this video, which is reported to be a short section of a longer one, to expose Scientology as "destructive and a rip-off." No shit, Harriet the Spy! This video is really odd because he is still obviously deep into the L. Ron Hubbard lingo and I have no clue what he's saying at some points. He talks about "clears" and "levels" and it sounds so bizarre that you have to wonder what the eff the people involved in this shit are thinking. I just hope this ho doesn't end up hanging from a shower rod. Scientology critics don't have a long shelf life.
I know where I know him! He's in that movie where he's the quadriplegic and the monkey tries to kill him! Pure Oscar magic!
Rob Lowe Getting Sued By Nanny
Rob Lowe came out a couple of weeks back claiming that a former nanny was trying to extort some large sums of cash from him and his wife, and filed a lawsuit against her. Well the nanny, Jessica Simpson, 24 (no, not the brainless one) is striking back. She's hired celebrattorney Gloria Allred and has filed a sexual harassment suit against Lowe.
Simpson claims that Lowe "placed his hands inside her pants" several times, and also grabbed her ass. She also alleges that Lowe's wife Sheryl walked around naked and discussed her sex life with Lowe in "vulgar terms".
Lowe's attorney is combating this by asking why Simpson returned to Lowe's employ even after these alleged incidents took place.
"I love the children. I needed the job. I thought it would get better, and I was scared," Simpson says.
You know that the long ago sex tape of Rob diddling the underage girls is going to be brought up. This chick's lawyer is already putting out DVD copies for the jury and getting it up on YouTube.
Music in the Morning: Death Cab for Cutie - 'I Will Possess Your Heart'
I'm completely bonkers for the first single from Death Cab for Cutie's new disc, Narrow Stairs. Check out the video "I Will Possess Your Heart."
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Sunday, April 13, 2008
Hayden Panettiere Should Stick to Drama
Hayden Panettiere tried to make a funny video with the wisecracks over at Funny or DIe. Unfortunately, they used the topic of sexual harassment and it was made a little too serious to be funny.
A good example of a funny sexual harassment video?
See Tom Brady after the jump.