Matthew McConaughey Doesn't Realize That Jesus Had A Beard

Here's stoner god Matthew McConaughey on the set of the endless romantic comedy he's making, Fool's How To Lose Ghosts of Girlfriends Ready To Launch. Seriously, it's all the same film right? And he was so rad in A Time To Kill. Ok, he was so doable in A Time To Kill. Be real, J.

Matthew's filming in J. Harvey's city of Boston and he's acting in some sort of flashback scene. I'm in Mensa and I can tell by the hair changes and the chick in the outfit that Small Wonder's neighbor Harriet used to wear. Is he wearing ear muffs? What a wussybag! It's been like fifty here! Sorry you can't surf but nut up! I thought you were one step away from being raised by wolves! Or manatees.

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Gillian Anderson Took Some Cheesy Photos

And I don't care. Every homo has a switch list, and she's on mine. Gillian Anderson is so fine. She's fine as wine. She'll make you smack your mama. J. Harvey was a huge X-Files fan (until Fox Mulder left) and he's very excited about the new flick. Though, Scully with long hair is kind of weird.

Gillian Anderson is a deep chick and she recently gave an interview in which she talked about playing Dana Scully six year laters in the sequel to the X-Files movie and how she gets along with David Duchovny.

"There was always this love/hate - hate is too big of a word - but there was always something. It was a natural relationship over a period of time. Now we've grown up and we're older, we're more appreciative of the relationship period and the unique experience we had together and have an opportunity to continue that and foster it. We've always loved each other and we're always going to be a battle sometimes," she says. That translates as "I hate that bitch, but they offered me some nice cash to come back."

Anderson also says that she would never have watched The X-Files on television, as she's not into that TV. Don't turn your nose up at what gifted you with a career, Red.

You know I'm a 'mo when I'm looking at these photos and wishing they had a totally different photographer and stylist. Straight guys could care less about that stuff. Maxim could run badly lit Polaroids, and the pages will still eventually be stuck together. That might even make it sexier for their readers.

Hayden Panettiere's Mom Seems A Little Overbearing

Here's Hayden Panettiere getting bitched out by her mom on the set of I Love You, Beth Cooper. I thought we were forgetting Sarah Marshall? Hayden's mom Lesley seems to have caught the stage mom disease. She's probably just trying to keep her cash cow in line. I don't see Lesley running around in a cheerleader uniform and re-growing her limbs on NBC. She better relax before Hayden divorces her ass. Don't yell at your meal ticket on the set! For god's sakes, she works like a dog and saves dolphins in her spare time. It's not like she's on Facebook all day and stealing your car to pick up her friend at the mall. By the look of her outfit, I'm thinking Lesley is missing her youth.
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Jason Segel Shows Off The Goods

Here's the cast of Forgetting Sarah Marshall at TRL on MTV in NYC. Mila Kunis is hypnotizing me with her cat eyes. Jason Segel from How I Met Your Mother heads up the cast and wrote the screenplay. The most interesting thing about the flick is that he shows what's he packing in the scene where Veronica Mars breaks up with him. For a long time. With wide shots to make sure you're not missing it.

"When a woman does nudity in a movie, men immediately switch into a sexual mode," Segel said. "For women, from what I understand, it's not like that. They see a naked, out-of-shape man crying and it's funny -- something weird, disturbing and disgusting we can all laugh at."

Jesus, he has a high opinion of himself. He sounds like me. I actually always thought he was kinda cutesy. Comedy uberproducer Judd Apatow produced the flick, and he says that the nude scene is all part of his diabolical plan to get America used to seeing dick on-screen.

"America fears the penis, and that's something I'm going to help them get over," Apatow said in December. "I'm gonna get a penis in every movie I do from now on . . . It really makes me laugh in this day and age, with how psychotic our world is, that anyone is troubled by seeing any part of the human body."

I can honestly speak for my people (the gays) when I say we salute you Segel and Apatow! Keep em' comin'!

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Ryan Reynolds Drives Sandra Bullock Around The Marina

Here's Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock filming The Proposal in Rockport. Which is north of me. I could have been there. Have you ever seen anyone hotter driving a boat? Goddamn, he makes watersports look hot! That came out wrong. They're supposed to be transforming Rockport into Alaska? I've been there. There's no glaciers.

The movie is some piece of crap about Ryan marrying his boss so she doesn't get deported to Canada. This movie was hotter when it was about a fat Frenchman in NYC having the same experience. But that's Hollywood. The next thing you know, they're going to be remaking my childhood Super-8 movies.

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