Aubrey O'Day Puts Her Nips On Display

Every time a member of Danity Kane flashes her nipples, an angel gets its wings. Or am I thinking about every time a member of the Pussycat Dolls flashes her penis? Who can keep up with these quaint colloquialisms? Not me!

Aubrey O'Day showed up at TRL in New York to promote her nipples, as you can see by the thumbnails below. Oh yeah, and she was also there because of some music thing she's working on, but clearly the nipples are the stars of the show here.

I love that her fingernails are color-coordinated to match the color of the cause she's supporting with that purple rubber bracelet of hers. It's probably something near and dear to her heart, like some organization dedicated to helping out-of-work drag queens with job placement in mediocre pop bands.

Aubrey O'Day's smarties

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Jason Segel Shows Off The Goods

Here's the cast of Forgetting Sarah Marshall at TRL on MTV in NYC. Mila Kunis is hypnotizing me with her cat eyes. Jason Segel from How I Met Your Mother heads up the cast and wrote the screenplay. The most interesting thing about the flick is that he shows what's he packing in the scene where Veronica Mars breaks up with him. For a long time. With wide shots to make sure you're not missing it.

"When a woman does nudity in a movie, men immediately switch into a sexual mode," Segel said. "For women, from what I understand, it's not like that. They see a naked, out-of-shape man crying and it's funny -- something weird, disturbing and disgusting we can all laugh at."

Jesus, he has a high opinion of himself. He sounds like me. I actually always thought he was kinda cutesy. Comedy uberproducer Judd Apatow produced the flick, and he says that the nude scene is all part of his diabolical plan to get America used to seeing dick on-screen.

"America fears the penis, and that's something I'm going to help them get over," Apatow said in December. "I'm gonna get a penis in every movie I do from now on . . . It really makes me laugh in this day and age, with how psychotic our world is, that anyone is troubled by seeing any part of the human body."

I can honestly speak for my people (the gays) when I say we salute you Segel and Apatow! Keep em' comin'!

15 more photos of Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell, Jason Segel, Russell Brand & Bill Hader, the cast of Forgetting Sarah Marshall visiting TRL

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Heidi Montag Raps

Here's Heidi Montag trying to rap on TRL. There's not much to say here. It's like 2nd grade or Variety Show Night at the group home. Do they still do drive-by shootings on rap performers? Who do I call?

9 more photos of Heidi Montag visiting TRL

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