Tom Ford Makes Me Feel Ugly

Which is probably his raison d'être. He exacerbates my insecurity complex. Here's tom ford in Prestige magazine, looking hot and rich. He's unleashing a menswear line upon the world which I'm sure only rich and beautiful people can afford.

My issue with Tom is that in one part of the interview he's all about how much "confidence" is a turn-on and how everyone should be confident. And then he spouts this:

"I take pride in my appearance. And dressing well is kind of good manners, if you ask me. You're inflicting yourself on the public in the same way as a piece of furniture. When you're standing in a room, your effect on that room is the same as a chair's effect, or a sculpture. You're part of someone's view, you're a part of that world, and so you should . . . I find it's a show of respect to try to put on your best face and look as good as you can."

Jesus, f*cking christ. Who needs the pressure? Does this mean I can't go out in a hoodie with my face all scruffy? What if I have a zit (or three)? Huh? What if I can balance a beer bottle on my f.u.pa.? Who the hell can be "on" all the time? Soulless fashion robots, that's who. "Inflicting yourself on the public"? Holy shite! You've inflicted yourself on my psyche, asshole!

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Gillian Anderson Took Some Cheesy Photos

And I don't care. Every homo has a switch list, and she's on mine. Gillian Anderson is so fine. She's fine as wine. She'll make you smack your mama. J. Harvey was a huge X-Files fan (until Fox Mulder left) and he's very excited about the new flick. Though, Scully with long hair is kind of weird.

Gillian Anderson is a deep chick and she recently gave an interview in which she talked about playing Dana Scully six year laters in the sequel to the X-Files movie and how she gets along with David Duchovny.

"There was always this love/hate - hate is too big of a word - but there was always something. It was a natural relationship over a period of time. Now we've grown up and we're older, we're more appreciative of the relationship period and the unique experience we had together and have an opportunity to continue that and foster it. We've always loved each other and we're always going to be a battle sometimes," she says. That translates as "I hate that bitch, but they offered me some nice cash to come back."

Anderson also says that she would never have watched The X-Files on television, as she's not into that TV. Don't turn your nose up at what gifted you with a career, Red.

You know I'm a 'mo when I'm looking at these photos and wishing they had a totally different photographer and stylist. Straight guys could care less about that stuff. Maxim could run badly lit Polaroids, and the pages will still eventually be stuck together. That might even make it sexier for their readers.

Ashton Kutcher In 'Details'

Ashton Kutcher looks like a college kid who got caught making time with his best buddy's mom in the photos below. He's in Details and letting the reporter watch his Kabballah rituals, and referring to wife Demi Moore as "one of the smartest people he knows." Keep in mind, he hangs out with Wilmer Valderamma and Diddy.

During the interview, the reporter noted that Ashton took out goblets of wine and water and said prayers over them. He noted that he doesn't follow a "religious leader" but his beliefs are a "combination of prairie wisdom gleaned during his Iowa childhood and New Age Hollywood metaphysics."

The best part of this interview is when Cameron Diaz is on the scene. She's Ashton's co-star in What Happens In Vegas... and he discusses his upcoming gig hosting Saturday Night Live with her. He hits upon the idea of having her do a walk-on. This is seriously their conversation:

"During the monologue, like, you could come on, where you're thinking you're hosting and I think I'm hosting," Kutcher said.

"Oh my god. That could be so funny."

Kutcher kept going. "Like, 'Hi, I'm Cameron Diaz.' And then I'm like, 'Cameron, what are you doing?'"

"I'm hosting Saturday Night Live," she said, picking up the riff. "What are you doing?"

"I'm hosting SNL."

"I'm hosting SNL."

Diaz threw her arms around Kutcher. "Oh my god, totally--we have to do it." They kissed each other on the cheek.

It's like the ninth ring of hell. This is the reason why aliens are going to wipe out our asses out someday. They're going to get this article on their alien newsfeed and just make it a mercy killing.

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