Sam Lutfi Remembers When Britney Spears And Her Matted Weave Used To Buy Him Any Lighter He Wanted

Wow, weave #34. That was some genuine horsehair. Here's a snap of Sam Lutfi back in the good ole' days when he was drugging Britney Spears and using her money to buy any sort of item at the gas station he wanted. It was all Slim Jims, Blow-Pops, Durex condoms, Seventeen magazine and those fake roses that when you open them are actually panties. No, they seriously make those. I've seen them. Panty roses! Sam Lutfi says he's "cooperating" with Britney's family's efforts to keep his ass away from her.

Lawyers for Lutfi and Brit's family met in court, as the judge extended the restraining order against him until July 31. He has been ordered by the courts to stay away from her since February.

"Sam and the family are communicating and cooperating trying to do what's best for Britney," Lutfi's spokesman, Michael Sands, said.

Britney's Mom Lynne Spears has accused Sam of giving her daughter Risperdal, a sleeping medication, and Seroquel, an anti-psychotic drug. Lutfi has admitted that he did give Britney a handful of sleeping pills, but says that she was down with it.

Sam's probably been eating Ramen and not being able to afford male escorts since February and he's looking forward to July when he can try and get his meal ticket back.

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Pete Doherty's Back In The Slammer, Slamming Dope

For some reason, Pete Doherty's latest activities have eluded me. I'd heard that he was flirting with aliens, but I had no idea he was back in jail and using heroin again, but then again, since he hasn't been dating Kate Moss, I think my interest has waned. They're like Bobby and Whitney, infinitely more interesting when they're together.

The Babyshambles singer is back in jail for a parole violation and according to an inmate who dished to The Sun, "We can't believe how much he's still clucking for it. They put him inside to force him to give up but Pete always has a need to feed his habit."

The British rocker has been receiving methadone from doctors during his stay at the Wormwood Scrubs detox unit in London, in an attempt to help wean him off his addiction, but inmates have revealed that Pete's still using heroin as well.

Wait a minute? I thought he still had that implant in him that kept him from being able to really enjoy the stuff. I guess he must have taken it out again. He takes implants in and out of him more than Pamela Anderson.

Elizabeth Taylor Overdosed

Elizabeth Taylor overdosed on prescription meds and booze on April 6. Partay! The 76-year-old actress woke her assistant to rush her to the hospital when she began vomiting and couldn't breathe.

Elizabeth was treated and released at Cedars-Sinai.

"Liz was panicking. She really thought she was going to die," a friend said.

Lizzie has been visiting the gay bars recently, so she might have gotten some bad shit and went into a K-hole. She's in a wheelchair, so that could have been dangerous. She could have run over a pet or an assistant. Never do club drugs if you can't handle that mess.