Adnan Ghalib Stabbed?

The man made famous for worming his way into the inner circle of Britney Spears has reportedly sought medical attention for stab wounds, according to JFX online. The paparazzo was allegedly wounded with lacerations to his arm and face and was sporting a black eye when he visited a hospital for medical attention.

Ha! You know it was Kathy. She lured Adnan into a false sense of security during their recent publicity stunt and then and knifed the fool as soon as she had a moment alone with him. And she's such a professional, she didn't get a single drop of blood on her ecru-colored dress suit. The woman is a surgeon with a switchblade.

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Elizabeth Taylor Overdosed

Elizabeth Taylor overdosed on prescription meds and booze on April 6. Partay! The 76-year-old actress woke her assistant to rush her to the hospital when she began vomiting and couldn't breathe.

Elizabeth was treated and released at Cedars-Sinai.

"Liz was panicking. She really thought she was going to die," a friend said.

Lizzie has been visiting the gay bars recently, so she might have gotten some bad shit and went into a K-hole. She's in a wheelchair, so that could have been dangerous. She could have run over a pet or an assistant. Never do club drugs if you can't handle that mess.