The Beckhams, The Beckinsales And Eva Longoria

"I pretty much only eat things with a caloric value that is equal to or less than the total number of fingers on my hand," Victoria told her new best buddy, Kate Beckinsale, who was both fascinated and flattered that Vicky was finally revealing her coveted diet secrets.

This imaginary conversation took place between the two ladies at a dinner to celebrate Victoria's upcoming 34th birthday. Also along for the evening were their husbands, as well as Eva Longoria. The gang hit up Eva's Hollywood restaurant Beso for the occasion.

Conspicuously absent from the soiree was celebrity power couple, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, even though Katie and Victoria have allegedly airkissed and made up. But can you really blame Vicky? Sometimes you need a night out without having to talk about aliens, spaceships and unicorns. It's get exhausting after a while.

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Courtney Love Has Noel Fielding Interested In Her Mighty Boosh?

Courtney Love seems to have an amazing knack for snagging incredibly talented men. Her latest catch is Noel Fielding, star of the British comedy show, The Mighty Boosh. She's plotting a move to England and popped over to London and partied at The Groucho Club and Soho House to party with Noel.

Reportedly, they first hung out back in 2006, when Courtney took a trip to London and they met at a Christmas party. Reports first surfaced of a possible romantic connection between the two when Love celebrated her 43rd birthday with the British comedian.

Noel claims that the two are just friends and that he's still involved with his long-time girlfriend, Dee Plume, but this picture says it all. Look at the grip Courtney's got on Noel. I have a feeling it would be easier to pry a crack pipe out of her hands than to try and get her to let go of her latest victim. Maybe he can help her solve the mystery of her Frances Bean's disappearing finances

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Britney Spears Works It Out

Britney is looking very well put together after her trip to the gym in Culver City. Her hair's always somewhat questionable if you ask me, but her outfit is pretty amazing, considering the way she's been dressing and also taking into account that she's coming and going from the gym. Go Britney!

After her workout, the pop star met up with her old manager Larry Rudolph, with whom she recently reconciled, at the studio. Aside from her recent fender bender, Britney's been maintaining a pretty low profile and from the looks of this outfit, sanity agrees with her.

Now, if we could just get our hands on some of those videos everyone's talking about. Is anyone else down for some Chaos: Part Deux? I'm dying to see some of the loose ends from the first one finally explained in the sequel.

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John Mayer's Body Is A Tattoo...Land

Le sigh. That's my reaction to my terrible title and my inability/refusal to come up with something more clever. It appears that the foppish singer has done gone and got himself a tattoo--a full sleeve, to be specific. He was spotted by photographers leaving Katsuya in a black, long-sleeved hoodie. Aww, he and David Beckham are twinsies now! They're like two tough peas in a pod.

It's a shame he's not dating Kat von D at the moment. I have a feeling she'd probably have done it it for a shot of tequila and romp together in a bath tub. Her rates are on a sliding scale.

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Call Jennifer Lopez Mellow Yellow

Wow. Jennifer Lopez looks amazing. Here she is with hubby Marc Anthony as the two of hem leave out the back door of the Waverly Inn restaurant. I can't believe this woman has had twins. Her knees even look like they're in shape and from the looks of the guy behind her, I'm guessing her booty's regaining its impressive pre-baby shape. Seriously, that dude is about to lose his mind and/or require a quick trip to the bathroom momentarily.

Meanwhile, why is Marc Anthony dressing like an evil ivory trader from a Disney movie? Hmm, maybe he's still sulking from agreeing to one day hand his babies over to aliens. I can understand his frustration--they're meant to be raised by their own kind, vampires. Vampires and aliens simply do not mix.

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