Courtney Love Has Noel Fielding Interested In Her Mighty Boosh?

Courtney Love seems to have an amazing knack for snagging incredibly talented men. Her latest catch is Noel Fielding, star of the British comedy show, The Mighty Boosh. She's plotting a move to England and popped over to London and partied at The Groucho Club and Soho House to party with Noel.

Reportedly, they first hung out back in 2006, when Courtney took a trip to London and they met at a Christmas party. Reports first surfaced of a possible romantic connection between the two when Love celebrated her 43rd birthday with the British comedian.

Noel claims that the two are just friends and that he's still involved with his long-time girlfriend, Dee Plume, but this picture says it all. Look at the grip Courtney's got on Noel. I have a feeling it would be easier to pry a crack pipe out of her hands than to try and get her to let go of her latest victim. Maybe he can help her solve the mystery of her Frances Bean's disappearing finances

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Paris Hilton Apologizes To Kim Kardashian's Butt

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Paris Hilton is picking fights with everyone these days. First, she's duking it out with Jessica Simpson over fake hair. Then she's bugging out over having to share the Good Charlotte spotlight with Mischa Barton. Now, the most recent victim of her bile is Kim Kardashian.

In an interview with a Vegas radio station on Monday, Paris talked smack about Kim's ass. She said, "I would not want [Kim's butt] -- it's gross! It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag." Hell yeah! This is the old Paris we all love to hate! Talking shit openly and starting feuds left and right.

Sadly, however, she has offered a shallow apology to Kim via In Touch Weekly, explaining herself in an email, "I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke. I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim's hot!"

Dammit. I was hoping for some blood. But as it turns out, Kim is saying that they're cool. According to the bootylicious Kardashian, "Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I'm glad she made the effort to say she's sorry." Bullshit. These two hate each other and I personally think it's selfish for them to keep all that feuding to themselves. That's just hateful.

Also, here are some pictures of Paris Hilton getting paid to attend a party. Ha! I thought British people were supposed to be more sophisticated than us. We get to have that drunken waste of space drive around and possibly run us over for free!

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