Jude Law's Going Bald

Oh, the poor bitch. I am, too. I've got this receding hairline/power alleys thing going on. How can my hair be crazy thick in some places and non-existent in others? SCREW YOU, BIOLOGY! Jude Law was out and about the other day in Britain showing off what's left of his pelt.

Law is reportedly frantic over his follicle disappearance and his ex-wife Sadie Frost has him seeking out acupuncturists, Chinese mystics, and homeopathic treatments. That's some ex-wife. Jude's currently working on Reposession Mambo. It's a sci-fi thriller about a guy with several transplanted organs who goes on the run when he can't afford his heart transplant. Does it also involve hair plugs?

It's actually not that bad. He just shouldn't shave his head again anytime soon.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Was Depressed

Who isn't? It's national status quo. Oh wait, she's British. Kind of. Here's Gwyneth Paltrow at the birthday party for her son Moses Bruce at Centrico restaurant in NYC. Doesn't anyone go to Chuck E. Cheese anymore? Throw that child into the ball pit and let him live a little.

Gwyneth's interviewed in this May's Vogue and she reveals that she suffered from postpartum depression after Moses was born. Maybe it was that name she chose. Because that's sad.

"You know, I had postnatal depression after [my second child] Moses," she says. "I didn't know I had it until after it was over. I just didn't know what was wrong with me...I felt really out of my body. I felt really disconnected. I felt really down; I felt pessimistic."

Gwyneth thinks that she was depressed because she had to cut down on her usual treatments, like acupuncture. It also might have been because she works out with Madonna on a regular basis and Madonna only allows them to eat raw seaweed and human souls. That would depress anyone.

More photos from Moses Martin's birthday party

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Cynthia Nixon's Boobies Were Once In Peril

Sex and the City star, Cynthia Nixon, recently revealed in an interview with Good Morning America that she underwent treatment for breast cancer, after being diagnosed with the disease two years ago. Because her mother is also a breast cancer survivor, Cynthia said that she always suspected she might have to face the disease herself.

Cynthia admits that she is just now talking openly about her bout with cancer because when she was undergoing treatment, she didn't want to have to face media scrutiny. She said, "I didn't want paparazzi at the hospital."

Meanwhile, here's a picture of her with her girlfriend Christine Marinoni in the thumbnail in the bottom left. OK, is it just me, or does it look like a pair of fraternal twins dating? That always creeps me out. Like when Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson were an item. The uterus is not a place to meet your mate.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Helps Madonna Towards A Dry Pair Of Pants

Am I seeing this right? Did Madge wet em'? Look, I know she's older, but she's not at that age when you lose all bladder control. I've seen that happen. It isn't pretty. The first drop of incontinence and Ri-Ri Harvey's going into a home. Don't gasp, she's well aware. Here's Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna after a workout.

Madonna has revealed that her husband Guy Ritchie was on the trendy Cookie Diet. This sounds ridiculous. You eat cookies. Are Pepperidge Farm Orange Milanos included? They bring you bliss.

"My husband went on that Cookie Diet and it was such a turn-off because he didn't want to have sex. He's not on it at the moment, thank God. He did [lose weight] but he didn't really need to lose that much weight. I think he did it because all his friends were doing it and he wanted to see if he could do it," she told a radio station.

I need to see these cookies. Are they like Snackwells? Ugh. I doubt Gwyneth's had any. It's all vegan soups and escorting Old Lady Ciccone around for her.

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