Unlike Jude Law, Orlando Bloom Is NOT Going Bald

That's quite a salad he has there. Lucky bitch! Here's Orlando Bloom on the set of New York, I Love You. That's the same flick Rachel Bilson threw on a wig for. Is everyone in this piece? Is there a chance it's not a remake of something? It would do our hearts good. Hollywood is sucking lately.

Orlando has signed on to star in Red Circle. It's a, wait for it, remake of a 1970 French film called Le Rouge Cercle. It's a crime thriller that will shoot in Hong Kong and Macau. I'm not sure if Orlando is actually a good actor, but he seems to be getting by on his fey looks and luxurious head of hair. Whatever works.

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Jude Law's Going Bald

Oh, the poor bitch. I am, too. I've got this receding hairline/power alleys thing going on. How can my hair be crazy thick in some places and non-existent in others? SCREW YOU, BIOLOGY! Jude Law was out and about the other day in Britain showing off what's left of his pelt.

Law is reportedly frantic over his follicle disappearance and his ex-wife Sadie Frost has him seeking out acupuncturists, Chinese mystics, and homeopathic treatments. That's some ex-wife. Jude's currently working on Reposession Mambo. It's a sci-fi thriller about a guy with several transplanted organs who goes on the run when he can't afford his heart transplant. Does it also involve hair plugs?

It's actually not that bad. He just shouldn't shave his head again anytime soon.

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