Paris Hilton Apologizes To Kim Kardashian's Butt

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Paris Hilton is picking fights with everyone these days. First, she's duking it out with Jessica Simpson over fake hair. Then she's bugging out over having to share the Good Charlotte spotlight with Mischa Barton. Now, the most recent victim of her bile is Kim Kardashian.

In an interview with a Vegas radio station on Monday, Paris talked smack about Kim's ass. She said, "I would not want [Kim's butt] -- it's gross! It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag." Hell yeah! This is the old Paris we all love to hate! Talking shit openly and starting feuds left and right.

Sadly, however, she has offered a shallow apology to Kim via In Touch Weekly, explaining herself in an email, "I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke. I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim's hot!"

Dammit. I was hoping for some blood. But as it turns out, Kim is saying that they're cool. According to the bootylicious Kardashian, "Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I'm glad she made the effort to say she's sorry." Bullshit. These two hate each other and I personally think it's selfish for them to keep all that feuding to themselves. That's just hateful.

Also, here are some pictures of Paris Hilton getting paid to attend a party. Ha! I thought British people were supposed to be more sophisticated than us. We get to have that drunken waste of space drive around and possibly run us over for free!

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Eva Longoria: Touched By An Airbrush

Eva Longoria is so airbrushed in these pics that they've actually changed her into a different person. Seriously, they've altered her facial features. Why didn't they just get someone else entirely? Eva is the face of Bebe's new summer and swimwear collection. Or at least some other actress named "Eva Longoria" is.

Eva isn't concerned by any of this. She's feeling the love. Despite frequent separations due to their career, Eva and her NBA star husband Tony Parker are trying to keep it going. For her birthday, he organized an elaborate party and scavenger hunt based on Eva's favorite board game Clue. Wait, how many birthday parties did she have?

Tony had actors playing the characters from Clue escort Eva on the hunt, and then to a castle where there was a birthday dinner and a real life Clue game. The boyfriend needs to get on the stick! This sounds like a hot party! My birthday's in June and I want to get tanked with the bitches from Candy Land!

Tony showed up to the party dressed as his team mascot from the Spurs.

"In walks the Spurs coyote...but it's Tony in the coyote costume! He was hot, he was sweating, he was in love with his wife," said a partygoer. Awww, that ho should write for Hallmark.

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Is Paris Hilton Into Girls Now?

Well this is interesting. It appears since Paris Hilton hasn’t been having much luck with the men lately that she’s trying out the women. She arrivied last night at the Falcon club, which is a a lesbian nightspot in Hollywood, by herself wearing her famous brown wig and later left holding hands with a mystery woman.

Alyssa Milano At Playboy’s Super Bowl Party

Alyssa Milano attended Playboy’s Super Saturday Night Party for Super Bowl XLII in Phoenix, Arizona last night. She looks adorable!
Alyssa completed the thriller Pathology with hunky Milo Ventimiglia last year and she’s currently filming thethe Lifetime original movie Wisegal.

Paris Hilton Becomes A Pussycat Doll For A Night

Well, just as we previously mentioned, Paris Hilton’s birthday extravaganza has continued on for another week. This time moving to Sin City where she got to play dress up and become a Pussycat Doll for the night.
She first hit the stage at the Pussycat Doll Lounge in black dominatrix type attire where she introduced