Paris Hilton Apologizes To Kim Kardashian's Butt

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Paris Hilton is picking fights with everyone these days. First, she's duking it out with Jessica Simpson over fake hair. Then she's bugging out over having to share the Good Charlotte spotlight with Mischa Barton. Now, the most recent victim of her bile is Kim Kardashian.

In an interview with a Vegas radio station on Monday, Paris talked smack about Kim's ass. She said, "I would not want [Kim's butt] -- it's gross! It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag." Hell yeah! This is the old Paris we all love to hate! Talking shit openly and starting feuds left and right.

Sadly, however, she has offered a shallow apology to Kim via In Touch Weekly, explaining herself in an email, "I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke. I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim's hot!"

Dammit. I was hoping for some blood. But as it turns out, Kim is saying that they're cool. According to the bootylicious Kardashian, "Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I'm glad she made the effort to say she's sorry." Bullshit. These two hate each other and I personally think it's selfish for them to keep all that feuding to themselves. That's just hateful.

Also, here are some pictures of Paris Hilton getting paid to attend a party. Ha! I thought British people were supposed to be more sophisticated than us. We get to have that drunken waste of space drive around and possibly run us over for free!

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Mischa Barton's On Paris Hilton's Shit List

Paris Hilton has declared war against Mischa Barton! Move over, Jessica Simpson. I love when the skinny and spoiled get to feuding! The cause of their spat is a man, of course.

Paris is accompanying Benji Madden on his band's UK tour and is annoyed that she'll be stuck seeing Mischa along each step of the way. Mischa is currently dating guitarist Taylor Locke of Los Angeles based band Rooney, who is touring with Good Charlotte.

I'm so torn. I have no idea who I should be rooting for. It's not that I particularly care for either of them, but I'm having a hard time figuring out whom I dislike the least. But now that I've had a moment to give it some thought, my money's on Mischa--she seems pretty strung-out and full of desperation at the moment, so I have a sneaking suspicion we'll find her standing over Paris' lifeless body, a bloody Ked gripped tightly in her fist.

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