So, on the occasion of her 32nd birthday, the talent-free reality star has taken to her blog and sent out a message to her millions of online followers.
And how did Kim spend the special occasion?
By being whisked away to Italy by Kanye West in a totally unplanned event that definitely did not include an alert to the paparazzi overseas.
They just happened to be present when Kanye presented his girlfriend with a rose on the streets of Venice. What a coincidence!
"Italy is so beautiful! Best Birthday ever!!!" Kim Tweeted soon afterward, making her countless "friends" feel as if they were actually a part in this concocted scenario.
Seriously, wise up, people.