The Beckhams, The Beckinsales And Eva Longoria

"I pretty much only eat things with a caloric value that is equal to or less than the total number of fingers on my hand," Victoria told her new best buddy, Kate Beckinsale, who was both fascinated and flattered that Vicky was finally revealing her coveted diet secrets.

This imaginary conversation took place between the two ladies at a dinner to celebrate Victoria's upcoming 34th birthday. Also along for the evening were their husbands, as well as Eva Longoria. The gang hit up Eva's Hollywood restaurant Beso for the occasion.

Conspicuously absent from the soiree was celebrity power couple, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, even though Katie and Victoria have allegedly airkissed and made up. But can you really blame Vicky? Sometimes you need a night out without having to talk about aliens, spaceships and unicorns. It's get exhausting after a while.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Helps Madonna Towards A Dry Pair Of Pants

Am I seeing this right? Did Madge wet em'? Look, I know she's older, but she's not at that age when you lose all bladder control. I've seen that happen. It isn't pretty. The first drop of incontinence and Ri-Ri Harvey's going into a home. Don't gasp, she's well aware. Here's Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna after a workout.

Madonna has revealed that her husband Guy Ritchie was on the trendy Cookie Diet. This sounds ridiculous. You eat cookies. Are Pepperidge Farm Orange Milanos included? They bring you bliss.

"My husband went on that Cookie Diet and it was such a turn-off because he didn't want to have sex. He's not on it at the moment, thank God. He did [lose weight] but he didn't really need to lose that much weight. I think he did it because all his friends were doing it and he wanted to see if he could do it," she told a radio station.

I need to see these cookies. Are they like Snackwells? Ugh. I doubt Gwyneth's had any. It's all vegan soups and escorting Old Lady Ciccone around for her.

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