John Mayer Gets Some Pussy(cat)

She probably likes when he wears that Borat thong. The newly tattoed John Mayer has reportedly made some sort of gross connection with Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger. What do these two have in common except for the plastic sheen of fame? He sings Starbucks-ready crap melodies and wrestles with his gayness and she's a post-op that lip synchs and encourages tween girls to wear thongs and tight hoodies.

The two were spotted doing that thing you do with the can and the noodle at Villa nightclub in LA last night.

"They were chatting and getting really close - she was into it," a source said. I bet, he makes more money than her. The two left within minutes of each other, which means they went and had sex behind a dumpster. Did Perez show up when Mayer wanted a real man? Don't you wish your girlfriend took hormones like me?

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Victoria Beckham's Head Wants To Be Taken To Your Leader

Jesus, I feel so much better now. It always wounded me because the only hat I can wear is a size XXL scalley cap. Then I saw this photo. Victoria Beckham's head has it's own gravitational pull. It's eclipsing the sun, and we're soon to have another Ice Age! James Van Der Beek was able to stop going to therapy about his!

Now that we've noted that, let's move on to chat about Posh Spice's denim line, dVb. A tabloid reported that dVb was going to be discontinued at Los Angeles stores Kitson and Fred Segal because of poor sales. That couldn't be further from the truth says Kitson owner Fraser Ross!

"The rumours are ridiculous -- Kitson is extremely proud to be selling dVb by Victoria Beckham," Ross stated. "We are fully committed to the dVb collection and our customers and Victoria's fans ask for it daily. I've seen next season's collection and I can't wait to get it in-store, especially the new dVb men's collection, launching in September."

Hopefully the ads aren't as creepy as this one that she did for Marc Jacobs. Well, if I begin starving myself now, I should be able to fit one of my calves into those come the new school year. Note that she's not making hats. Asia wasn't willing to part with that much gross national product to create hats to fit her giant melon.

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Lynne Spears Arrives At LAX

Mother of the Year Lynne Spears arrived alone at LAX last night. I wonder what she’s up to. Is she meeting up with her famous troubled daughter Britney Spears?