Criss Angel's Demons Revealed At Beauty Pageant

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Criss Angel was not a happy camper at the Miss USA pageant this past weekend. His girlfriend, Miss Nevada USA Veronica Grabowski, didn't make the final cut and Criss was in a pissy mood when he ran into Norm Clarke, columnist for the Las Vegas Review Journal.

Apparently, he has beef with Clarke for reporting that Criss chatted with pageant judge Sandy Mecca before the competition, urging her to give his girlfriend "high marks."

According to Page Six, Angel's displeasure became apparent when he started yelling at Clarke during a chance run-in, calling the writer a "[bleeping] idiot!" and threatening the columnist, who sports an eye patch over his right eye. Criss told Clarke, "Don't ever write another word about me or you'll need an eye patch over your other eye."

That would be such an awesome showdown--a pirate vs. a magician. I wonder if I can get these donkeys to perform at my birthday party in a cage match.

Heather Mills' Boobs Aren't Getting Along

Heather Mills' cleavage is experiencing its own personal Chernobyl. If you know your titties are wonky, don't uncover em'. Here she is at the Miss USA pageant. Heather was a judge, and experienced some negative reactions to her appearance.

The event was held at the Planet Hollywood Hotel & Casino in Vegas, and when Heather was introduced, the crowd booed and jeered. People aren't impressed that she just grifted Sir Paul McCartney out of almost 50 million dollars.

"I really enjoyed myself. It was a great contest. If there was some negative reaction, what can you do? There will always be some people like that," she said in response the heckling.

They were probably just trying to tell her that one of breasts was trying to escape her body.

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Miss Texas Crystle Stewart Wins Miss USA Crown

26-year old Crystle Stewart took home the jewels last night at the 57th annual Miss USA pageant.

The professional model also owns her own business, 'Inside/Out' which helps boost young women's self esteem.

This year's pageant went off without a hitch, and without any big flubs like last year's final question with Miss South Carolina, Caitlin Upton.

Judges included Heather Mills, Rob Schneider, Joey Fatone, Kristian Alfonso, Amanda Beard, Christian Siriano, Shawn "Lights Out" Merriman, Ken Paves, Kelly Carlson, Robert Earl, and George Wayne.

Also in the competition was Chace Crawford's sister, Candice Crawford representing Missouri in the pageant. She made it to the Top 10, but did not advance to the next round.

Honorable mention goes to Miss Oklahoma Lindsey Jo Harrington. That girl had one fierce walk!

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More photos from the 2008 Miss USA Pageant (Kelly Carlson, Amanda Beard, Rob Schneider, Shawn Merriman, Kristian Alfonso, Ken Paves, Miss Oklahoma, Caitlin Upton) after the jump.

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